To make a monkey of yourself
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You could be obsessed
With practical jokes
Slapstick comedy
At all the wrong times
When people are serious
To make a monkey of yourself
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You could dress up
In a gorilla costume
And carry a bunch of bananas
In the city centre
Outside McDonalds
To make a monkey of yourself
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You could ignore my advice
Not to make a monkey of yourself
To make a monkey of yourself
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You could swing on the monkey bars
In the local park
And you could call out
Random things to passers by
Trying to get attention
To make a monkey of yourself
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You could pull all the books
Out of the bookcase
And turn them the wrong way around
Or mix up everyone's shoes
At the door during a party
To make a monkey of yourself
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You could ignore my advice
Not to make a monkey of yourself